Well!!! Here you are again. Cruising
the net trying to find someone to help you get off. You’ve probably
just had another night where everything was going fine… until you
dropped your pants!! What did you expect her to do, give you a
blowjob??? It really is impossible to suck cock when you’re laughing
your ass off. That’s right, I know the only reason you’re checking
me out is because it’s the closest you’re going to get to being
laid today. You know as well as I do no self-respecting woman is going
to be able to keep a straight face when she sees that pencil dick
blowing in the breeze.
The fact that you’ve made it to the second
paragraph shows you’re a pathetic little weasel. Any man with a REAL
cock would have moved on by now. But not you…you know I’m telling
the truth. You can’t deny that you have a shriveled little pee pee.
Oh, I know you like to play with it…ALL the time. What do you think…
you can stretch it? Do you think that if you yank it enough you can
make it last longer then a snowball in hell. Not a chance!!! It’s
not something you can practice. You’ve either got it or you don’t…and
you definitely don’t.
Look at it. LOOK AT IT YOU SPINELESS LITTLE
TOAD. What would I do with that…pick popcorn from my teeth? Don’t
get too excited cuz that’s as close as you’ll get to sliding it
over my lips!!! But since I do have a heart (and a somewhat jaded
since of humor) I’ll let you eat my pussy… but only AFTER it’s
been filled by the cum from a REAL cock. Don’t look so shocked and
disgusted. I know it won’t be the first time you’ve tasted cum.
After all you DO lick your fingers after you make that weenie willy
spit out, don’t you!!!
If you’re a really good boy you may fuck me…
ooops … sorry… that was a typo…I meant I may fuck YOU… hahaha.
In spite of everything, I still think you deserve all the pleasure of
a twelve inch cock…up your ass that is….heeheehee!!! Had ya goin’
for a minute, didn’t I. On top of everything else you’re not very
bright. Admit it! For a second you thought there was a possibility you
would get a chance to rub your nub between these pink lips. Not in
this lifetime hamster dick. I like them big and hard… not hardly
big!!!
Don’t worry, I know you’re not completely
useless. After all any knob can be a crap catcher , a bust duster and
a VA-CUUM. So stop sniveling and whining and suck it up…SUCK it ALL
up. I want all you panty boys to drop your cocks and grab your socks
and cum on over to see how a REAL man stuffs a wild assed bitch!!!
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