Shit is it and scat is where it’s at.

I don’t just want you to be my toilet. I want you to be my septic tank!!! That’s right, I’m not just going to dump on you, I’m going to dump "in" you. So open wide and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise. What else did you think I’d do with you? You barely qualify as a crap catcher. You should feel honored to suck diarrhea from MY precious pucker. And if it’s one of those big "logs" jammed in there, don’t be afraid to run your tongue in deep to scoop it out. You can always wash it down with a fresh from the kidneys, steaming hot bladder full of piss. If a little of MY golden nectar escapes your lips I’ll be happy to blow you dry with a nice big FART!!!