Here‘s a little Mistress logic...

If Assholes are meant to be fucked, and men are BIG ASSHOLES, that means men need to be fucked with something really BIG. So I went out and bought the grand-daddy of them all. You think 8 inches is big, dickie licker. Not by MY ruler!!! That’s just used for foreplay... to get that little starfish relaxed for the real thing. My strap-ons start at 12 inches and go UP from there… way up. Ask me for the link to my favorite on-line dildo shop and look at some "Things that make you go UUNNNGGGGHHHH".