Extreme Humiliation

WHY ARE YOU READING!!! YOU SHOULD BE DIALING BY NOW YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS. I’VE HAD PET ROCKS SMARTER THEN YOU. FOR THAT MATTER, I’D PROBABLY GET MORE THRILLS RUBBING MY CLIT OFF ON A HOT ROCK THEN I WOULD FROM THAT WORTHLESS SKIN TAB HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. I HOPE YOU PLAN ON PAYING EXTRA SO I CAN BUY A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO FIND IT. AFTER ALL, I’M USED TO DEALING WITH MULTIPLE ORGASM NOT MICRO-ORGANISMS. YOU DON’T DESERVE MY ATTENTION. I COULD BE DOING SOMETHING INTERESTING LIKE WATCHING GRASS GROW. I SURE AS HELL KNOW GRASS GROWS LONGER AND FASTER THEN THAT JOKE YOU CALL A DICK. YEAH THAT’S AN IDEA, I’LL WATER IT AND ADD MY "OWN SPECIAL" FERTILIZER. NOW DIAL AND TRY NOT TO FUCK IT UP YOU MORON!!!